Being punched in the eye
Seriously mom, Uma Has It? Are you kidding me??
Mom: What’s the one by Adele? Uma has it?
Me: What? Uma?
Mom: Yeah Uma has it.
Me: NO MOM RUMOR. RUMOR HAS IT XD *literal facepalm*
Mom: No it’s Uma has it! “Uma has it I’m the one who’s leaving you for”
Me: No mom it’s Rumor has it!!
Mom: Oh! I thought it was Uma Has It
Mom: Oh no you don’t!
Me: AHAHAHHAH OH YES
- me: ugh why am i so lonely
- friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
- me: no